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The rise of brain rot: The apocalypse of failed vocabulary

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BY KAHA GEDI

“I gyatt to steal that donut in yo hand! After all, as a Skibidi sigma alpha wolf, fanum taxing your food is important because galvanized square steel is so rare nowadays. My blood sugar is running low, and if I don’t get these paws on it, I’m SO cooked, no cap. I’m gonna stop yapping so hand it over now, lil bro. -1000000 aura.” – An example presented by my 15-year-old friend (IN HIGH SCHOOL, MIND YOU)

Translation: I gotta get that donut in your hand! After all, as a cool, powerful leader/person (though there’s no exact translation), taking your food is important. My blood sugar is low, so if I don’t get my hands on it, I’m screwed, no joke. I will stop talking now so hand it over now, younger person.

These are a couple of sentences I’ve asked my friend to write for me, because I didn’t understand how to use these words, and she’s gone too far to be saved. So, if you didn’t understand what she wrote, then fortunately, there’s still hope for you. If you’re wondering why, it all sounds like a bunch of mumbo jumbo, that’s because it is.

In this day and age, Gen Alpha, and probably a few Gen Zs are adopting what I call good ol’ brain rot. It consists of memes on the internet, random phrases, Roblox games, and famous YouTuber terms. These terms have been on the rise recently and unfortunately have even been mentioned by an independent senator in Australia. So now, I welcome you, my dear reader, into the infinite world of brain rot.

What do these terms even mean?

According to some sources, and my definitions, here is a quick glossary:

  • “Chat”: A generic term of address for an audience; a sort of plural “you” born of online content creators who stream videos of themselves gaming, in which they address live viewers who provide commentary in the chat section.
  • “Fanum Tax”: stealing food between friends, based on the username of Twitch streamer Fanum.
  • “Gyatt”: a big behind or butt. You would say this about someone’s appearance. (Please don’t)
  • “Ohio”: crazy, strange; based on funny stories from Ohio.
  • “Rizz”: is short for charisma. See also: “Rizzler” for a charming person. There are three types of rizz, “W Rizz,” “L Rizz,” and “Mid Rizz.”
  • “Sigma”: Cool; adapted from an online subculture of boys who don’t identify as either “alpha males,” who are successful with women, or “betas,” who they believe are weak. Usually used in the sentence, “What the sigma?” which means “Seriously?” or “Are you kidding me?”
  • “Skibidi or Skibidi Toilet”: the website I used didn’t even try to define this one, however, it’s a game on Roblox. Search it up if you dare.
  • “Aura”: Cool points, if you lost aura then that means you did something embarrassing or things close to that, and if you gained aura, you did something cool or good
  • “Yapping”: talking too much, another form is yappachino. For example, if someone is talking too much; to everyone’s horror somebody could say, “I didn’t order a yappachino.”
  • “No cap, or just cap alone”: No joke, or I’m not lying, or seriously
  • “Mewing”: This is not a saying, but an action, it is when you press your tongue to the roof of your mouth to improve or show off your jaw. To kids nowadays they do a shushing accent and then run the finger along the jaw while making a “handsome” face.
  • “Mogging”: Outshining the rest, to look so attractive you make others look bad in comparison. Typically, with a sharp jawline.

Independent Senator using these words to gain their attention.

What baffles me is that it’s gotten to a point where Fatima Payman, an Independent Senator in Australia is using this to communicate to Gen Z and Alpha. In her speech, she says:

“To the sigmas of Australia, I say that this “goofy a” government has been capping, not just now, but for a long time. A few of you may remember when they said, ‘There’ll be no fanum tax under the government I lead.’ They’re capaholics, and they’re also yappaholics. They yap non-stop about how their cost-of-living measures are changing lives for all Australia. Just put the fries in the bag, lil bro. They tell us that they’re locked in on improving the housing situation in this country, but they must have brain rot from watching too much Kai Cenat and forgot about their plans to ban social media for kids under 14.”

“If that becomes law, you can forgo “skull emoji” all about watching Duke Dennis or catching a dub (win) with the bros on Fort (Fortnite). Chat, is this prime minister serious? Even though he’s the prime minister of Australia, sometimes it feels like he’s the CEO of Ohio. I would be “taking an L” if I didn’t mention the ops (cops/people out to get you/bad people) who want to cut WA’s gyatts and services tax. The decision voters will be making in a few months will be between a mid-government, a dog water opposition, or a crossbench that will mog both of them. Though some of you cannot yet vote, I hope when you do it will be in a more goated Australia for a government with more Aura, Skibidi.”

What concerns me most is that she’s talking to people who can vote, which means that the Gen z’s that are around maybe 19-25 are speaking like this.

The rise of “brain rot” among Gen Z and Gen Alpha serves as a reminder of how quickly language can evolve—and sometimes devolve. While the creativity of slang can make a sense of community, we must be cautious about its potential to erase our fundamental skills.

It’s crucial for parents and teachers to encourage a balance between embracing new forms of expression and maintaining clarity in language. Vocabulary is the foundation of effective communication, and when we allow these words to mess up our flow then we should stop and think, “Should I really be saying this?”

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Recent discoveries show how different, bizarre, and mysterious exoplanets really are

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BY YAHYA KARIM

Exoplanets—planets orbiting stars outside our solar system—continue to reveal incredible diversity and challenge our understanding of planetary formation and survival. Some planets are just forming, such as those around the star V960 Mon. Here, astronomers using advanced telescopes observed clumps of gas being made into planet-like shapes, marking the early stages of planetary birth. This discovery provides a unique view into how giant planets come into existence.

Around the star PDS 70, researchers spotted something even rarer: sibling planets in the same orbit. One planet, roughly the size of Jupiter, orbits the star, while behind it there is a large cloud of gas and dust that may be forming into another planet. These “trojan planets” are rare and offer new information into planetary systems that form in close coordination.

Some exoplanets defy expectations. For example, the exoplanet LTT9779 b reflects an astonishing 80% of its star’s light, making it the most reflective planet ever discovered. It is extremely reflective nature comes from metallic clouds composed of glass, like silicates and titanate particles. What’s puzzling is how the planet still maintains its atmosphere, given its close proximity to its star. Similarly, the exoplanet Halla, which orbits a dying star in the red giant phase, should have been destroyed, but it still survives. This “zombie planet” suggests it may have formed after the star shrank or survived an unusual stellar event.

Extreme environments are also possible for exoplanets. GJ 1214b, located just forty light-years from earth, is covered in thick clouds of steam, hinting that it may have significant amounts of water. On the other hand, TRAPPIST-1b, which orbits a red dwarf star, has no atmosphere and reaches temperatures as high as 450°F, making it uninhabitable.

Even stranger, the exoplanet KELT-9b is hotter than some stars, with surface temperatures reaching 7,800°F. Its immense heat causes hydrogen molecules in its atmosphere to break apart. Meanwhile, WASP-121b, located about nine hundred light-years away, is stretched into a football shape due to the great gravitational pull from its nearby star.

These discoveries just show how different, bizarre, and mysterious exoplanets really are. Each planet shows its properties, and how it is unique. All this information will further help us understand how to develop our knowledge about space, and maybe even help us in our future journeys in space.

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The RADMEP Programme is a pathway to exciting careers in cutting-edge technologies

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BY KHADIJA KARIM

Electronics are everywhere, and they help society run smoothly, but it is especially important for different things, like satellites. As research in electronics and photonics keeps developing, so does the need for more experts. The European Union sees these fields as needed, and the RADMEP Programme is helping to meet those expectations.

The Erasmus Mundus RADMEP (Radiation and its Effects on MicroElectronics and Photonics Technologies) Programme is giving opportunities for students from all over the world. Graduates of this international programme find it easier to get jobs, and the future looks bright for those who are trained in these important technologies.

In 2023, all the students who completed the RADMEP joint degree found jobs quickly, and the 18 students who graduated this autumn are also doing well. The programme is made to train experts in radiation, and how it affects electronics and photonics, which are the main technologies in many areas.

The RADMEP Programme instructs students about radiation and its effects on electronics and photonics. It is a joint degree, which means students that take this programme study at multiple different universities. The programme is owned by University Jean Monnet (UJM) in St. Etienne, France, along with the University of Jyväskylä (JYU) in Finland, the University of Montpellier in France, and KU Leuven in Belgium.

Students begin their journey of studying at JYU, where they learn about: electronics, nuclear physics, and programming. Afterward, they continue their studies in Belgium at KU Leuven. Then, depending on what they are most interested in, they study either in St. Etienne (for photonics), or Montpellier (for microelectronics).

One of the big benefits of the RADMEP programme is that students get to travel and study in different countries. They meet people from all over the world and gain new perspectives and experiences. Alla Marchenko, a recent graduate from JYU, said that although there were difficulties with cultural differences, students quickly learned to adapt and enjoyed making new international friends.

The final part of the programme is a master’s thesis, in which students can complete it either in a university lab or at an international company. For example, Hossameldin Elsayed, a student from the programme, wrote his thesis on the best glue for assembling lasers.

Graduates from the RADMEP Programme have excellent jobs. Many students opt to find work in Europe even if they come from outside of Europe. The demand for experts in electronics and photonics is high, and this programme gives students the skills they need to succeed in life.

The RADMEP Programme is still new, but with two classes already graduated, it’s clear that this is a pathway to exciting careers in cutting-edge technologies.

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Lost in Science, Found in Art: A Freshman’s journey

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BY AMARI SUKHDEO

The time has come. It’s September 4th, the first day of university. Only this time, I’m not entering the familiar halls of my high school, where the same faces I’ve grown up with greeted me each day. Before me now is the sprawling, 250-acre campus of the University of Toronto, known as the hardest school in Canada. I know I should feel excited—this is supposed to be the start of something new, an adventure into adulthood, and the pursuit of what I thought was my passion: forensics, but instead of excitement, all I feel is fear. Is this really what I’m meant to do?

The students rush from class to class, a stream of energy and focus, while I feel like I’m standing still. I’ve always loved the outdoors, the way nature flows freely, unconstrained. Yet here I am, suffocating under the weight of expectations. Is this what growing up means? Trading freedom for something that feels so foreign?

I walk into my first lecture: physics. The hall is enormous, with rows upon rows of students already settled in, faces buried in textbooks, or laptops, furiously taking notes. Physics is difficult, but what’s even harder is trying to care. I look around, wondering how everyone else seems so sure of themselves, so eager to grasp every concept, every equation the professor scribbles on the board.

It’s in a chemistry lecture that everything changes. I’m sitting there, half-listening, half-daydreaming, when suddenly, a wave of clarity hits me. We’re discussing molecular bonds, but I feel no connection. That’s when the realisation crashes over me, I’m in the wrong place. My passion for this major is nonexistent, and pretending otherwise is becoming unbearable. I’ve always felt most at home in art, in nature, in things that are organic and alive. I long for creativity, for spaces where I can breathe freely. I want to explore, to create, to nurture my own curiosity instead of forcing myself to conform to a path that feels wrong.

I start seeking out courses that call to me, anything that brings me closer to what I love. The urgency to switch paths grows. I can’t continue down this road any longer. The tension I felt during those early weeks fades, replaced by a growing sense of purpose. The decision to leave forensics behind isn’t easy, but I know it’s the only choice that feels right.

Finally, the paperwork is signed, the decision made. I’m leaving forensics behind, crossing over into a world where I feel truly alive. Arts and nature—they are my new path, the places where my curiosity thrives. It’s scary, stepping away from what I thought was a sure career, but it’s also exhilarating. As I walk across campus now, I no longer feel weighed down by doubt. I’ve crossed the boundary between who I thought I had to be and who I truly am. The fear has faded, replaced with a sense of freedom, of possibility. My journey is only just beginning, but for the first time, I know it’s the right one.

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