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The rise of brain rot: The apocalypse of failed vocabulary

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BY KAHA GEDI

“I gyatt to steal that donut in yo hand! After all, as a Skibidi sigma alpha wolf, fanum taxing your food is important because galvanized square steel is so rare nowadays. My blood sugar is running low, and if I don’t get these paws on it, I’m SO cooked, no cap. I’m gonna stop yapping so hand it over now, lil bro. -1000000 aura.” – An example presented by my 15-year-old friend (IN HIGH SCHOOL, MIND YOU)

Translation: I gotta get that donut in your hand! After all, as a cool, powerful leader/person (though there’s no exact translation), taking your food is important. My blood sugar is low, so if I don’t get my hands on it, I’m screwed, no joke. I will stop talking now so hand it over now, younger person.

These are a couple of sentences I’ve asked my friend to write for me, because I didn’t understand how to use these words, and she’s gone too far to be saved. So, if you didn’t understand what she wrote, then fortunately, there’s still hope for you. If you’re wondering why, it all sounds like a bunch of mumbo jumbo, that’s because it is.

In this day and age, Gen Alpha, and probably a few Gen Zs are adopting what I call good ol’ brain rot. It consists of memes on the internet, random phrases, Roblox games, and famous YouTuber terms. These terms have been on the rise recently and unfortunately have even been mentioned by an independent senator in Australia. So now, I welcome you, my dear reader, into the infinite world of brain rot.

What do these terms even mean?

According to some sources, and my definitions, here is a quick glossary:

  • “Chat”: A generic term of address for an audience; a sort of plural “you” born of online content creators who stream videos of themselves gaming, in which they address live viewers who provide commentary in the chat section.
  • “Fanum Tax”: stealing food between friends, based on the username of Twitch streamer Fanum.
  • “Gyatt”: a big behind or butt. You would say this about someone’s appearance. (Please don’t)
  • “Ohio”: crazy, strange; based on funny stories from Ohio.
  • “Rizz”: is short for charisma. See also: “Rizzler” for a charming person. There are three types of rizz, “W Rizz,” “L Rizz,” and “Mid Rizz.”
  • “Sigma”: Cool; adapted from an online subculture of boys who don’t identify as either “alpha males,” who are successful with women, or “betas,” who they believe are weak. Usually used in the sentence, “What the sigma?” which means “Seriously?” or “Are you kidding me?”
  • “Skibidi or Skibidi Toilet”: the website I used didn’t even try to define this one, however, it’s a game on Roblox. Search it up if you dare.
  • “Aura”: Cool points, if you lost aura then that means you did something embarrassing or things close to that, and if you gained aura, you did something cool or good
  • “Yapping”: talking too much, another form is yappachino. For example, if someone is talking too much; to everyone’s horror somebody could say, “I didn’t order a yappachino.”
  • “No cap, or just cap alone”: No joke, or I’m not lying, or seriously
  • “Mewing”: This is not a saying, but an action, it is when you press your tongue to the roof of your mouth to improve or show off your jaw. To kids nowadays they do a shushing accent and then run the finger along the jaw while making a “handsome” face.
  • “Mogging”: Outshining the rest, to look so attractive you make others look bad in comparison. Typically, with a sharp jawline.

Independent Senator using these words to gain their attention.

What baffles me is that it’s gotten to a point where Fatima Payman, an Independent Senator in Australia is using this to communicate to Gen Z and Alpha. In her speech, she says:

“To the sigmas of Australia, I say that this “goofy a” government has been capping, not just now, but for a long time. A few of you may remember when they said, ‘There’ll be no fanum tax under the government I lead.’ They’re capaholics, and they’re also yappaholics. They yap non-stop about how their cost-of-living measures are changing lives for all Australia. Just put the fries in the bag, lil bro. They tell us that they’re locked in on improving the housing situation in this country, but they must have brain rot from watching too much Kai Cenat and forgot about their plans to ban social media for kids under 14.”

“If that becomes law, you can forgo “skull emoji” all about watching Duke Dennis or catching a dub (win) with the bros on Fort (Fortnite). Chat, is this prime minister serious? Even though he’s the prime minister of Australia, sometimes it feels like he’s the CEO of Ohio. I would be “taking an L” if I didn’t mention the ops (cops/people out to get you/bad people) who want to cut WA’s gyatts and services tax. The decision voters will be making in a few months will be between a mid-government, a dog water opposition, or a crossbench that will mog both of them. Though some of you cannot yet vote, I hope when you do it will be in a more goated Australia for a government with more Aura, Skibidi.”

What concerns me most is that she’s talking to people who can vote, which means that the Gen z’s that are around maybe 19-25 are speaking like this.

The rise of “brain rot” among Gen Z and Gen Alpha serves as a reminder of how quickly language can evolve—and sometimes devolve. While the creativity of slang can make a sense of community, we must be cautious about its potential to erase our fundamental skills.

It’s crucial for parents and teachers to encourage a balance between embracing new forms of expression and maintaining clarity in language. Vocabulary is the foundation of effective communication, and when we allow these words to mess up our flow then we should stop and think, “Should I really be saying this?”

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  1. steven kaszab

    October 17, 2024 at 12:00 pm

    It is difficult not pointing ones fingers towards those who are suppose to be educating our kids, as too the students who seem to have been wasting their time and the teachers efforts in the pursuit of education. Have either of them read these days, books not their tablets and phone screens. I recently had a conversation with a graduate of a ivy league university in the USA. His diction, pronunciation and ability to put two words together showed me a disturbing trend within his generation. Laziness with no apparent understanding of why they need to be truly educated stands out, as to their lack of personal tenacity in learning the three R’s. Computerized A.I. do everything for them, from essays, research and methodology of how to perform. Yes I am talking about both teacher and student.

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How are current trends shaping our world? Foreshadowing 2025

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BY AMARI SUKHDEO

As we look toward 2025, it’s natural to wonder how current trends will shape our world. Drawing from technological advances, societal shifts, and environmental challenges observed in 2024, we can outline some plausible developments. By connecting these to existing evidence, we can better understand why these changes are likely.

Smarter AI, beyond assistants

In 2024, AI systems became more personalized and efficient, with companies investing in AI models that function locally to reduce delays and energy use. By 2025, we could see AI systems embedded in everyday tools. For instance, AI in healthcare already assists with diagnostics; next, it may empower wearable devices to provide personalized treatment suggestions based on real-time data. This isn’t just speculation; investments by tech giants like Google and Microsoft into smaller, faster AI models in 2024 lay the groundwork for this leap forward.

 Climate action driving everyday innovations

Extreme weather events and rising global temperatures made headlines in 2024, pushing governments and industries to accelerate renewable energy efforts. Solar panels and wind farms became more efficient, and electric vehicles (EVs) gained broader adoption as costs fell. In 2025, we could reasonably expect community-level energy storage solutions, like localized solar grids in neighbourhoods, offering resilience against power outages caused by climate disruptions. The sharp drop in renewable energy costs in 2024 suggests this trend will only accelerate.

Job markets evolve with AI

The growing use of AI in hiring processes was evident in 2024, with more companies testing conversational bots for initial candidate screenings. By 2025, these bots could standardize equitable hiring practices, focusing on skills rather than credentials. If trends from 2024 hold, candidates might submit work samples directly analyzed by AI, bypassing biases inherent in traditional resumes.

 Space exploration as the next frontier

Private companies made significant progress in space technology in 2024, with initiatives like reusable rockets and plans for lunar missions advancing rapidly. In 2025, commercial space tourism could become a niche industry, offering suborbital flights for high-net-worth individuals. More importantly, the ongoing development of satellite networks for global internet coverage—spearheaded by firms like SpaceX—may revolutionize connectivity in rural and underserved areas, fulfilling the promises set in motion during 2024.

Social media’s evolution

The spread of misinformation and rising concerns about mental health dominated conversations about social media in 2024. By 2025, we might see stricter regulations and innovations in platform design aimed at promoting responsible usage. For instance, algorithms may prioritize verified information or feature built-in mental health support, echoing growing public demand for ethical practices observed last year.

The predictions for 2025 are rooted in developments already in motion. Rapid strides in AI and renewable energy, coupled with societal responses to climate challenges, social media, and space suggest a future where technology is more integrated into daily life and becomes a norm. However, navigating these changes will require continued investment and ethical oversight.

https://www.eckerson.com/articles/predictions-2025-everything-is-about-to-change

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AI can be a helpful tool, but it can’t replace the special qualities that make human storytelling unique

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BY YAHYA KARIM

It has recently been found that people take a strong dislike to any stories that are labeled AI generated, even if they were truly written by a human. This might come as a surprise, but it shows how we feel about AI in creative work, such as writing stories.

The study, led by Haoran Chu, a professor of public relations, tested out how people would feel after reading two similar stories, one written by a human and one written by an AI. The participant in the study would find a label indicating which writing was AI generated, and which was written by a human. Through the experiment they switched the labels, so the readers thought they were reading an AI version of the story, when in fact they were reading the human version.

When people saw that it was an AI generated story, they seemed less interested. Even though what was written was almost identical, people did not feel that connection with the AI writing. They felt less connected if it was written by a machine.

The study found that stories written by AI can convince people just as much as those written by humans, especially when it comes to topics like health. However, AI doesn’t make readers feel as connected or immersed in the story. This is something that human writers are better at doing.

The study shows that people still really value the “human touch” in storytelling. Even though AI can write text that is clear and logical, it doesn’t have the same: emotional touch, creativity, or personal feel that humans bring to their writing. When we read a story, we trust human writers to make it feel relatable, which is something AI struggles to do.

In the future, AI might be great for writing simple facts, or basic information, but when it comes to creating deep, emotional stories humans still have the advantage. AI can be a helpful tool, but it can’t replace the special qualities that make human storytelling unique.

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Would you try tasting the virtual world? It’s just the beginning of something really cool!

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BY KHADIJA KARIM

Have you ever wished you could taste something while using virtual reality? Well, researchers from the City University of Hong Kong have come up with a way to make that happen! They invented a lollipop-shaped device that lets you taste different flavours while wearing a VR headset. It sounds like something from a futuristic movie, but it’s real!

Here’s how it works, the device holds flavoured gels, like cherry, milk, and green tea. When you put on the VR headset, a Bluetooth signal tells the lollipop what flavour to produce. A tiny electric current is then sent through the gel using a process called iontophoresis. This makes the flavour appear on your taste buds. Lollipop even uses smells to make the flavour taste real. So, when you lick the lollipop, it really does taste like the flavour you’re supposed to be experiencing.

There are some limits to the device. Right now, it can only produce nine preloaded flavours. Another issue is that the gel dries out after about an hour, so you can’t use it for too long. However, this technology is still much better than the old methods used to try and create virtual taste. In the past, some methods involved chemicals that had to be placed on your tongue, but that wasn’t easy to use. Another method had people stick electrodes to their tongues, which sounds pretty uncomfortable.

You might wonder why we need virtual taste at all. Researchers say it could be useful in medicine. For example, it could help doctors test for gustatory disorders, which are problems with taste. Imagine going to the doctor for a test where they check if you can tell the difference between the taste of milk and grapefruit. That’s something the VR lollipop could help with!

This invention could also make shopping more fun. Think about it, if you’re shopping online for snacks, or drinks, you could taste them virtually before buying. It’s like trying a sample at the store, but you can do it from your own home. It may sound a little silly, but it could help people make better decisions when buying food.

This new technology shows just how much virtual reality is changing. We’ve had visuals and sound in VR for a while, but now taste is becoming part of the experience. Who knows what’s next? Maybe in the future, we’ll taste food in VR games or try out recipes in a virtual kitchen. Even though it’s still new, it’s exciting to think about the possibilities. Would you try tasting the virtual world? It’s just the beginning of something really cool!

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